indeed.

the importance of accessories: a visual demonstration.

accessorizing, part 1. by lambskin featuring tom ford sunglasses

I really need this oufit right now.
Never mind that it costs, in its entirety, $7,322.

Pardon?
And I didn't even add a handbag.

lunch with dad: a true story.

Dad: Do you want this strawberry?

Me: Nah, I'm good.

Dad: They're good for you.
[pause]
Tony Robbins says so.

Me: . . .

I am not even joking here: an update.

This was waiting for me--right in front of the door, mind you--when I got home from work:



If you look closely, you will recognize this as my friend from this morning. Dead on the cold, laminate floor.

Is it a warning?
A fond farewell?

Either way, I feel like I should sleep with one eye open tonight.